The Somehow Sober Civilian of Some Prusmian Drunkard is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.88 billion Prusmian Drunkards have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somewhere Amongst The Sands. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.8%.

The powerhouse a Prusmian Drunkard economy, worth 419 trillion Random Beer Bottleses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,015 Random Beer Bottleses, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

New safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Some Prusmian Drunkard to be bombproof, the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, and the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Some Prusmian Drunkard's national animal is the Ibis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Some Prusmian Drunkard is ranked 121,110^th in the world and 3,080^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 25,866.38 Standard Monetary Units.